T U B E M A N

T U B E M A N, (alternative monikers include His Based Highness, God Emperor of Mankind, Your Best Friend) an Eldritch Diety occupying the infinitesimal confines of a discord account associated with the Robot Feels Discord server is indubitably the most powerful presence in existence. All those who have encountered Him reiterate the identical point: there cannot be anything more rad, smart, and more importantly physically attractive than this being. The very instant He (for despite being an Eldritch Diety, no creature would be perfect without a Y chromosome) graced the server with his awe-inspiring presence is a consecrated day of worship. to defy such a moment where an aberration of such magnanimity occurred in so improbable a locale is considered S''umma Blasphemia. ''The punishment is vilification and immediate exile from the prepossessing presence of His Topological Homogeneity. Many question whether or not such actions are indicative of a being with infinite compassion and if such punishments do not portend great duplicity. However, all doubts were cast into the eternal fire of enzo when T U B E M A N demonstrated his gratuitous empathy by [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. From this point on the worship of Him was as consequential as death and admirable as aspiring to His greatness. To this day there are fears concerning whether or not He could be defeated in battle, but as of late, such fears are thankfully unfounded as no such instance has been historically recorded. His favorite color is purple and He likes long walks on the beach call me ladies ;)